
If punctuality were an Olympic sport, Nigerians would… well… let’s just say we wouldn’t qualify. But don’t worry — this isn’t a weakness. It’s a cultural superpower wrapped in creativity, optimism, and strategic time management (emphasis on strategic ).
Ah, Jollof rice — the undisputed champion of West African dinner tables, birthday parties, and weddings. But mention it in a room full of Africans, and you’ll start an argument faster than a Lagos traffic jam.